glide across the path like no one's watching, and if you hit traffic, honey, that's okay

i love listening to really really good music that you haven't listened to for years because you overplayed it, then completely forgot about it. then one day you listen and realize...how fucking great it is.

something huge might be going on right now, dare i speak of it now.
we bought a load of delicious groceries today, it's great.
finally got pants some new cat food, she's pretty excited about that...

this is sad, i can't think of anything to blog about but stupid things like cat food?
well, I guess now I'm blogging about blogging about cat food.
now i'm blogging about blogging about blogging about cat food.
now i'm....you can see where i'm going with this.

to be honest, i can think of one hundred and one things to blog about now, interesting worth-reading things.
but can you read it? no. some of it may be even far too personal for my diary.
especially for the people i know who read this.
which i have lost, by the way.
if it slips in the hands of someone else, that will be the life of me. there are things in there no one should read.
just my luck, eh?

i could never be a celebrity. my odds are, i'd have this really cool high-tech phone with really super hot nudes in them that i'm sending to michael cera (he sent his first...)
i'd lose it somewhere EXTREMELY public and soon enough it's all over perez hilton.
the whole world would see me naked. also the hacker would send out a mass text to all these celebrities saying... i'm secretly a man. like LADY GAGAGagagaggFGa
see that? .................^?
that was me spazzing again. I meant to type "LADY GAGA" but my fingers spazzed out and typed a billion more g's & a's. and an...."F"?

there is now a slutty birtney spears poster on my door that used to be in alex's room. she's wearing booty shorts and one of those shirts that are so short, in length, it stops after your boobs.
who the fuck named boobs, boobs. doesnt that sound like a joke? BOOOOOBS like... really? how do you get boobs from breasts? who decided that was going to be what people called them
same with pussy. did someone look at their cat one day and be like, i think i want you to be the same name as a vagina. it just doesnt make sense to me. and...a COCK? do roosters really look like dicks? I mean, what the fuck, instead of cock why didn't they just call it like a catepillar or a...slug or something. i don't know.
damnit, people are weird.


my. hair. smells. so good.
new shampoo, AUZZZZZZZZIE. it's a frizz decreaser, so my hair's actually more smooth and soft : ) oh boy, do i love hair. hair, hair hair! i'm getting a trim in a few days to make my hair even MORE healthy.
i'm just kidding, hair is a stupid pointless disguise.
it hides what people really look like
i promise you, if everyone was born without hair, even their faces would look different.
it would be so weird.
imagine those girls who wear a shit load of orange makeup, what if they woke up with a head shiny and bald. their scalp would be all white and their face would be all colorful and clown like! hahahahhahahahah, that would be a funny sight, fuck hair.

i want to watch matilda.
or s&tc
or.........................................


one night in paris