Trippiest dream ever, I concur.

So I had this really crazy dream last night. Weirdest one I have ever had in all honesty. Yet, I'd probably dream it over and over again if I could.
First off, there was this magical website. It was called, Animal.com
I went to it today, realizing it's only an animal planet thing. Anyways, in my dream, it was this really creepy magical website.
You press a button and the nearest TV turns on. There was this older man and an older woman, as the host, with crazy faces. Then there were video clips of my mom and I about 14 years ago-ish. Then it showed a clip of a pool, and my sister when she was 8, ice skating across it and looking at me from outside the tv and smiling. Then Patrick Swayze was there, dancing really stupid but he was younger from like, the Dirty Dancing era. All these weird things were on the Tv circling around and the volume was getting louder and the hosts came out of the TV and said, ready to go to the ZOO?! and then I nodded my head slowly, and POOF. I was in this zoo. I was standing in front of a fenced in area filled with horny elephants and a friendly goat wanting me to pet him.
I kept walking, there was a big Tilt-o-whirl thing, but it was a waterslide instead and...I can't really explain that one.
Anyways, I kept walking into these other rooms and dimensions. I walked into this salad buffet type thing with all these different salad dressings, and all the puppys kept poking out of them but when I tried to get one out of the dressing they would disappear. It was some illusion.
Then I saw Aaron, he is walking around too. He says, this place is freaking me out..
he was there because I remember in my dream before going to this link, I was talking to Aaron on MSN (in my dream of course) and giving him the link and I said, meet me here. And he clicked it and now we are both here, in this weird place. I have to hurry this up, basically it was a weird dream but the only way I got home was to look for this magical red milk carton and press a button on it. I didn't exactly want to leave though because everything was magic, I could turn two oranges into cereal bowls, and this woman turned my scarf into a flashlight.
Okay, bye!