this is way beyond my remote concern of being condescending

would you know I like to sing?
would you know I have trouble telling time?
would you know I overdosed on honey when I was 6?
would you know how badly I want to visit somewhere new?
would you realize I'm not as happy and positive as I come out to be?
would you know I have an obsession with sex & the city?
would you know I have terrible edicate when going out to eat?
would you know I either talk too much or not enough?
would you know I like to put soy sauce on everything?
would you be able to tell when I'm feeling uncomfortable?
would you know the things that make me tick, and the things that make me melt?
would you know I love sleepy-time tea?
would you know I'm naturally dirty blonde?
would you be able to name any of my secrets?
would you know science has always been my worst subject?
would you know the only types of books that I read?
would you know the magazine I read every month?
would you be able to know when I'm lying, even if it's about something small?
would you know that I always have a messy room?
would you know my favorite band, my favorite movie?
would you know I hate throwing up?
would you know I am a terrible driver but pretend like I'm the best?
would any of this bother you?